Men are like LAXATIVES........they irritate the shit out of you
Men are like BANANAS....... the older they get the less firm they are
Men are like VACATIONS....... they never seem to be long enough
Men are like WEATHER..... nothing can be done to change them
Men are like BLENDERS..... you need one, but you're not quite sure why
Men are like CHOCOLATE BARS....... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips
Men are like COFFEE..... the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long
Men are like COMMERCIALS..... you can't believe a word they say
men are like DEPARTMENT STORES.......their clothes are always 1/2 off
Men are like GOVERNMENT BONDS..... they take sooooo long to mature
Men are like MASCARA..... they usually run at the first sign of emotion
Men are like POPCORN...... they satisfy you but only for a little while
Men are like SNOWSTORMS...... you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will
last
Men are like LAVA LAMPS..... fun to look at but not very bright
Men are like PARKING SPOTS...... all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped
